I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.

I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball. by pinklipstiiick featuring sweatshirts hoodies

"Not a bad way to spend a Tuesday, right?" I grinned and glanced sideways at Eva who was holding onto her iPhone tightly, probably working still. The girl knew how to have fun, but rarely showed it in public. "Put that thing away."

She sighed and spared me a quick glance, "What were you saying?"

"I haven't been here since I was 10."

She looked around the theme park and wrinkled her nose, taking a step backwards as a group of kids rushed past us. "Jesus," She breathed out, getting a laugh out of me as her head whipped back in my direction and she glared. "I thought you were from the South?"

"I am," I shrugged my shoulders. "But it's just a six hour drive from here."

"If you drive 100 miles per hour the entire way maybe," She said in a monotone.

I wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her body into mine, feeling her ass resting against my crotch and trying not to get turned on by the simple action. "If you're going to ignore me all day so you can work from your phone? Then I'm going to leave right now and find someone else to go on rides with," I said seriously. 

"People are going to think we're together if you keep hugging me," She retorted and I laughed again, knowing it would only annoy her more. 

"Good. It'll make all of the guys we work with envious of me."

"That'd be a lie because we're not together," She said flatly but gave up and let me hold her. "And is that what you're trying to get? A boost for your ego?"

I wrapped my other arm around her waist as I kept her close, "My ego's just fine. And all the people we work with are already on the rides having fun, you would've noticed if you had stopped looking at your phone for a moment."

She looked around then turned her head to look into my eyes and glare, "I'm waiting for an important e-mail."

"Loosen up gorgeous, if you keep glaring you'll get wrinkles sooner than you should," I grinned in her face, never impressed by her words or the way she made angry faces at me. 

She rolled her eyes and sighed, allowing herself to relax a little, "What's the point of going to an amusement part as employee trip? It sounds more appropriate for kids."

"The point is having fun, I don't know if you're familiar with that concept," I teased her like I always did.

She turned into my arms only to pull away and fake a frown, "I know how to have fun."

"Prove it and pick a ride," I smirked, dropping my hands from her tight body and sliding them inside the pockets of my jeans.

"You," She smirked back at me as she walked backwards.

"You want me to choose or you want to ride me?" I asked while following her, wondering if she knew what effect she had on men. Eva was a goddess, everything about her screamed sexy. 

Her smirk remained in place as she shrugged her shoulders, "If you need to ask, then I shouldn't answer."

"Jesus christ," I sighed and shook my head, catching up to her and pulling her back against me. "Where are we going?"

"I'm hungry," She said with a pout on her plush lips before grinning at me. 

I grinned back and patted her ass as I dropped my hands from her body, "Me too, but I'm guessing that you won't let me eat you out here."

"There's children Nolan!" She widened her eyes and took a step away from me.

"So you keep reminding me...."

"So watch what you say," She retorted as her arms crossed over her chest, her breasts looking even more tempting as she pushed them together. "And stop staring at me like that."

I let out a quiet laugh before running a hand through my hair, "Like what?"

"Like you want to eat me."

I stepped closer to her again and wrapped an arm around her waist, leaning my head close enough to inhale her sweet scent and whisper in her ear, "I want to devour you. Always." 

She set her hand on my forearm, biting down on her lip as she looked at me from the corner of her eye, "If you keep talking like this we might go back to your car and drive straight to your home as well. Or mine."

"I don't know if I'd resist that long," I smirked, pulling away just enough to make eye contact again.

"Then we could go back to your car period," She shrugged nonchalantly, the idea of me between her legs not sounding so bad.

I kept my smirk in place but shook my head, "Tempting, but we should eat real food first."

She poked my chest as she pouted at me, "You keep turning me down, it hurts."

"Yeah, sure," I smirked wider and slid my hand on the small of her back, leading her to one of the tables outside a cafe.

She took a seat, watching me walk around the table and sit across from her, "You're paying." 

I shot her an amused look, raising a brow, "Says who?"

"Me," She said back as she grabbed a menu and scanned it quickly.

"Can't you afford your own food?" I asked, even thought my tone was playful. 

She set a hand on her chest, "What happened to chivalry?"

"I think it's dead," I said back and faked a serious face.

"I noticed," She sighed as she went back looking at the menu, "I'll pay you a big fancy dinner when I'll get my promotion."

"Are you going to wine and dine me?" I grinned back at her in amusement. 

"What would be the point? You're not a gentleman," She retorted, lifting her eyes back up to meet mine as a smile was placed on her lips. "Don't give me that look, you said it yourself, chivalry is dead."

I laughed at her words and nodded my head, "So you're going to treat me like cheap date and take me back to your place afterwards?"

"If you're lucky..." She trailed off and bit down on her lip, that effortlessly sexy look on her face making me want to take her right there on the table. I couldn't though unfortunately. 

With a sigh, I shook my head, "What are you ordering?"

She propped her elbows up on the table and leaned into it, making me catch a whiff of her perfume, "Why? Are you going to copy me and order the same thing?" 

"No, but I'm tempted to bend you over the table and spank you with that menu," I said seriously, only grinning a little bit. 

She smirked at me and parted her lips, "What are you having instead?"

"Pizza," I said without looking at the menu, not sure it was even served here.

"Yum," She said back to me and smirked wider, the expression on her face a naughty one. 

"Are you copying me instead?" I asked and grinned back at her, already positive that I'd be getting laid earlier.

"Nope." She shook her head and pushed her hair behind her ear, "Hot dog."

"I should've guessed."

"Why?" She raised one eyebrow.

I grinned from ear to ear, picturing her sucking on me instead. "Don't you like sausage?" I said but barely made it to the end of the sentence before breaking into a laugh, it being contagious as she laughed too.

Eva sighed, though she was still smiling, "Aren't you a little too old to play with words like that?"

"You laughed," I  pointed out.

She nodded in agreement, looking relaxed and gorgeous. So effortlessly beautiful. "Oh you know how much I love innuendos," She winked at me.

"About as much as I love watching you eat a hot dog," I shook my head with a grin still playing on my lips, moving my eyes down to her bottom lip as she bit into it. 

"Be good and maybe I'll play with yours later," She said in a quiet voice with her head slightly tilted to the side, causing her long hair to fall over her shoulders. For a second, I was tempted to lean over and push it out of the way. 

"What could I get you two?" A cheerful voice said, blue eyes bouncing back and forth between us. 

My eyes moved up to the hat the teenager girl had on and I felt genuine pity for her. "A personal pepperoni pizza and a hot dog," I told her and she nodded, not bothering to write it down on the note pad she had. 

"Oh and he'll have sausage on the pizza also," Eva added with a playful smirk. 

The girl lifted a brow as I nodded at her, "Sure. Why not?"

"That will be a personal pepperoni and sausage pizza and a hot dog, correct?" She repeated our order back. "Anything to drink?"

"Just water for the both of us," Eva answered before I had the chance to speak, the girl nodding before turning on her heels to walk away. 

"When you take me out for that big fancy dinner, will you order for me then too?" I asked in an amused tone. 

"It depends," She said slowly, crossing her legs underneath the table and staring at me with those sexy eyes. 

I raised one eyebrow and smirked, pleased with the way she was fucking me with her eyes, "On what?"

She shrugged as she twirled a wisp of hair around her  finger, "You seem unwilling to read menus, so yes I might order for you."

"Should I trust your taste?" I asked back, a smirk still in place.

"My taste in food is as good as my taste in men," She grinned at me while I thought about how good she tasted instead. And felt. I had never been with someone that good, or that good looking. Not that I'd ever admit it out loud... women took compliments straight to the head.

"Well since you seem to have a thing for me and I'm pretty unbelievable..." I trailed off without even a trace of a smirk on my face.

"Unbelievable huh?" She let out a snort as a beautiful grin appeared on her face. "You're such a cocky bastard. I can't even remember what attracted me to you in the first place."

I shrugged and spared the waitress a brief glance as she walked back over to our table, setting down to glasses of water before leaving, "The whole ruggedly handsome thing?"

She rolled her eyes but the grin kept its place, "Maybe."

"You can't deny that you were attracted to me when we met," I grinned back at her. 

"Yeah because the way you kept looking at me was such a turn on," She said sarcastically, lifting up her glass and taking a sip slowly. 

"How was I looking at you?" I asked with interest, more than positive I was looking at her that day with disbelief. Women who looked like Eva? They shouldn't be kept hidden in an office all day. She could easily be a model. Very easily.
"First of all?" She started, remembering that day perfectly. "You looked as if you fell in love with my tits."

At that, I laughed, "In lust you mean."

She waved a hand in the air, keeping a straight face, "Same difference."

I leaned into her from across the table, my eyes going dark while I thought about how true that statement was. "Did it make your nips hard?" I asked in a low voice.

She blinked her eyes innocently, "God no, we were at work."

"Did you wait to get home to touch yourself while thinking about me?" My smirk widened.

Eva leaned into me too, our faces so close I could fill my nostrils with her perfume mixed and maybe her body wash too. Whatever it was, she smelt amazing and always. "No, I kept myself virgin for the moment you'd be touching me," She teased back and couldn't help but grin. 

I let a small laugh leave my lips as I shook my head, "You were no virgin, that's for sure."

Her lips parted as she made a forced shocked face, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"You all but threw me on your bed that night," I smirked as I kept my eyes on hers. "I was half expecting you to handcuff me to your bed."

She lifted one of her perfectly manicured brows, "You would have let me."

"Damn right I would have," I admitted, sitting up straight as the waitress returned to set our food on the table. "The better question is, would you let me?"

Her eyes scanned the girl who had a permanent smile plastered on her face, her eyes returning to me as she shrugged her shoulders, "You'll have to wait and find out."

"Tease," I retorted flatly.

"Is there anything else I can get you two?" The girl asked while Eva shook her head. 

"Yes," I nodded instead, "This woman here keeps playing with my emotions. She's brutal."

The girl blinked and let her eyes keep bouncing between the two of us in confusion. 

"He's joking, pay no attention to him," Eva looked at her and smiled. 

"Ouch," I said with a sigh. "See, she's so mean to me."

"Get him a beer, he'll survive," She rolled her eyes before glancing at the girl and making it clear that she was being dismissed.

"What if I don't want beer?" I asked with my devilish smirk back in place.

"It's not for you, it's for me." She smirked wider, "I had to trick the poor girl into thinking I was making up to you."

I raised one eyebrow even though my lips were still curved upwards, "Thank god you're big on sharing." 

"You wish," She sighed and shook her head at my silliness, ignoring me temporarily to grab her hot dog and bring it to her mouth, smirking a moment before opening her lips wide enough to suck a dick. Dear god. 

I groaned, glaring at her, "You're not going to tease me at every bite, are you?"

She swallowed and licked her lips, shrugging it off. "I don't know what you're talking about," She said innocently even though we both knew she was far from that and it was one of my favorite things about her. She was classy as hell, but had a naughty side to her also. I was a lucky man and that was a fact. "Do you want one?"

"Yes please," I smirked, watching Eva closely as she brought the hot dog to my mouth. "But I'll bite you too later," I added before sinking my teeth into the hot dog, keeping my eyes on her.

At that she laughed, "Deal." She watched me chew as she reached for a piece of sausage and popped it into her mouth, the vibe between us so carefree and easy. 

"Do you like watching me eat?" I asked in an amused tone after swallowing, giving her a toothy grin that had her smiling back. As cheesy as it might sound, she was so damn beautiful when she smiled. 

"Oh yeah, you're so entertaining," She joked back and wrinkled her nose at me, the only expression that made her look genuinely cute and innocent. I knew better though. "What are you doing tonight?"

"Didn't we already establish that you'll be laid out on my kitchen table, acting as dessert?" I grinned, dropping my eyes down her body quickly without going unnoticed I was sure.  

"On the kitchen table, huh?" She set her chin in her palm as she leaned into the table. "It sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this."

"I've been thinking about it since last night."

"Were you dreaming about me, Reese?" She raised both brows as she studied my expression.

I laughed and shook my head, "Reality is much better than any dream."

"Maybe because your dreams aren't good enough," She retorted with a shrug, pausing to take another bite, "Or your reality is great, which makes sense since you get to sleep with me." 

"Sleep? I don't remember sleeping with you ever," I said back, faking a serious face.

"Smartass," She smirked at me, stopping when the girl came back and set a beer in front of me, this time not saying a word. Eva reached for it a took a swig while I kept my eyes on her in amusement. 

"Help yourself," I said sarcastically, not that I minded even slightly. 

"Thanks," She smiled more genuinely as she gave it back to me, adjusting on her seat and focusing on her food again.

"Do you ever dream of me?" I asked curiously, ready for her to feed my already huge ego. 

She shook her head as she faked a straight face, "Reality is so much better than any dream." She she used my own words against me, she broke into a laugh.

"Copying me now?" I let out a snort and shook my head, lifting a slice of pizza and bringing it up to my mouth to take a bite. Chewing slowly, I kept my eyes on Eva who was still teasing me while eating her hot dog. I'd never been so turned on by food in my life, but that woman had a way of making anything sexual. 

"You wish," She grinned back at me. "Are we leaving once we're done eating?"

"No," I replied and wiped my greasy fingers on the napkin in front of me. "We're going on The Demon first."

Her eyes widened slightly, "What's that?"

"A magic carpet ride," I said flatly. "It's a roller coaster. What else would it be?"

Those gorgeous green eyes narrowed on me instantly, "No roller coasters."

"I didn't know you were so afraid of them," I conceded, or at least pretended to. "We'll skip that one I guess. I'd hate to upset you."

"If you're trying to use reverse psychology on me? It's not going to work," She replied, wiping her own hands on her napkin. 

I cracked a grin, "Just go on one ride with me and you'll make me the happiest guy here."

"I always go on plenty of rides with you," She said with a straight face, eating the last bite and sucking the tip of her index finger casually before wiping her hands once again.

I kept my smirk in place and lifted a brow, "Can't you talk without using innuendos?" 

"That'd be you," She retorted.

"I was talking about actual rides," I said back, shaking my head slightly.

"That'd be a first." She grinned at me before crossing her arms against her chest, "But okay, I'm going on a ride with you. You're paying."

"What happened to you buying me lunch?" I raised one eyebrow at her even though she had me amused yet again.

"That's the deal I'm offering," She shrugged nonchalantly as she watched me finish my pizza.

I swallowed and wiped my mouth before my lips twitched upwards, "Fine Eva. And don't worry, you can hold my hand if you're too scared."

She rolled her eyes but grinned, "I can't wait."